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Futures Mystery Anthology Magazine


“[Ostentatious is] an engaging, funny writer.”
Evening Bulletin, Philadelphia

Ian Hahn is an original mishmash of sci-fi, horror, dark humor and punk attitude—it’s pretty amazing.
Horror Garage

“. . . Ian Hahn: Olfactory Empath is definitely a recommended read, and kudos to Johnny Ostentatious on a triumphant first work.”
Wonka Vision Magazine

“The action/detective [novel] is really entertaining. It's well written, fast-paced, and, for a first novel, has very good character development. (Heck, compared to some of the mass-market thrillers I read, it has exemplary character development!)”
Maximum Rocknroll

The Place: Philadelphia
The Time: Present day
The Crime: Cell phones exploding randomly, killing innocent citizens
 

With six Philadelphians dead, the mayor's office approaches Ian Hahn, a 22-year-old private detective who is an olfactory empath (his sense of smell identifies a person's main character trait or current overwhelming emotion). The cell-phone case takes Ian throughout the City of Brotherly Love, from the badlands of North Philly to the inner recesses of Chinatown. Along the way, Ian runs into his high-school sweetheart, her older brother—a former mentor of Ian's—and a Philly mob boss who knows more than he's telling.

To read the first three chapters, click here.

Ian Hahn: The Olfactory Empath by Johnny Ostentatious is 128 pages and comes with a free music CD of the late, great Mystery City. It's only $10 postpaid in the United States. To pay by VISA, Mastercard, Discover or American Express, click the PayPal button below. Hate credit cards? Send a check or money order (made out to Active Bladder) to:

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